There are a few things it takes to be United States Marine: strength, honor, courage, and of course, an insatiable appetite for crayons.
So, where should a TikTok user go after sharing a video explaining that her dog had eaten an entire rainbow of Crayola treats? Only one answer exists. Sign him up.
@thewhiteguy19 Couldn't help myself. ##marines##usmc##militaryhumor##military##fyp##xyz #
♬ original sound - Dillon Whiteman
User Dillon Whiteman generated this parody video as a reaction to footage from an unnamed woman whose dog consumed enough wax to leave him as blocked as a beef enchilada MRE.
“Many will hear the calling, few will earn the title. United States Marines.”
Semper fart to this poor devil dog.
Sarah Sicard is a Senior Editor with Military Times. She previously served as the Digitial Editor of Military Times and the Army Times Editor. Other work can be found at National Defense Magazine, Task & Purpose, and Defense News.
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